In 2007, Dylan and Azhar discovered that their birthdays fall on the same week. Since then, they have established a recurring tradition of a bromantic birthday movie date. Luckily for you, they never go anywhere without a super lo-fi camera crew.

Written and performed by Azhar Khan and Dylan Dawson
Filmed by Clayton Harley
Edited by Clayton Harley and Azhar Khan
Premiered at Naked Radio Live: Happy Birthday! – 4/17/12

Lauren’s Kraftin’ Korner
with Lauren Blumenfeld, Eric Clem and CELEBRITY GUESTS!

Happy Birthday, You Fucking Bitch by Sarah Burgess
with Jon Bass, Lauren Blumenfeld, Eric Clem, Dylan Dawson, Daiva Deupree, Azhar Khan, Josh Koenigsberg, Will Rogers and Natasha Rothwell

A Quick Chat with Nell Timreck, Yale midwifery student
with Will Rogers, Daiva Deupree and special guest Nell Timreck

A Birthday Story
with special guest Isaac Oliver

Birthday Regret by Zilla Persona

Birthday Movie Date by Azhar Khan and Dylan Dawson, directed by Clayton Harley

Win a Date with Will Rogers, created by Josh Koenigsberg and Will Rogers
with Jon Bass, Josh Koenigsberg, Will Rogers and Natasha Rothwell

Matt Mann: Mystical Detective – The Case of the Man/Squirrel Hybrid Monster
by Josh Koenigsberg
with Eric Clem, Josh Koenigsberg, Lauren Blumenfeld, Will Rogers, Azhar Khan and Roger Lirtsman

Dick by Alex Barron
with Will Rogers, Roger Lirtsman, Azhar Khan, Dylan Dawson, Lauren Blumenfeld, Daiva Deupree and special guest Jenni Barber

Miles Isley: Scat Detective by Dylan Dawson
with Eric Clem, Josh Koenigsberg and special guest Steven Levenson

Dancing Cheek to Cheek
with Daiva Deupree, Will Rogers and Naked Radio alum Justin Levine

Miles Isley: Scat Lover by Dylan Dawson
with Eric Clem and Sarah Burgess

Theme/Variation by special guest Steven Levenson
with Dylan Dawson and Eric Clem

Miles Isley: Scatalogical Liar by Dylan Dawson
with Eric Clem and Josh Koenigsberg

Jazz Seeker by special guest Zilla Persona

Miles Isley: Scat Musician by Dylan Dawson
With Eric Clem and Andy Donald

Join Daiva and Cathleen as they tour New York City’s most storied 5 star hotels in search of drinks and holiday joy.

This one's for you, 2011.

For the past few years, I’ve been keeping what’s known as a Gratitude Journal. Sound familiar? It may have been suggested you keep one by either Oprah or your therapist — they both know what’s best for you at 4:30 in the afternoon. For those of you who don’t know what it is, as the name suggests, it is a journal in which you detail a few things everyday for which you are grateful. It’s that simple, and I’m living proof that it does improve one’s outlook on the world.

Seeing as 2011 is quickly coming to a close, I thought I’d look over my 2011 Gratitude Journal entries to recap this year’s journey. Below are some highlights in chronological order:

-Without an agent I don’t have to give a percentage of any parts I book.

-My nights are free since I didn’t book that part.

-My hair is falling out slower than it was.

-My dad and I are finally becoming good friends.

-It was a beautiful day for his funeral.

-Panic attacks bad, anxiety meds goooooooooooooooood.

-I don’t have to leave town since I didn’t book that part.

-At least it’s not a world war.

-My chronic back problems aren’t worse/more frequent.

-My job gives me insurance.

-My insurance may not have covered the medical procedure, but at least with my mom’s help I still have some of my savings left.

-I can keep my job/healthcare since I didn’t book that part.

-Turning 30 isn’t so bad. I’ve still got lots of time for…[unfinished entry].

-MY GIRLFRIEND MY GIRLFRIEND MY GIRLFRIEND MY GIRLFRIEND!

-She broke up with me before I proposed.

-Local liquor store has a deal wherein, if you buy 10 bottles, the 11th is FREE!

-Anxiety meds still soooooo gooooooooood.

In conclusion, my message to 2011 is this: GO F*** YOURSELF! And another thing — you owe me BIGTIME! Keep that in mind when I play the lottery this week. Oh, and just in case you didn’t hear me the first time, GO. F***. YOUR. SELF.

Happy Holidays, Everyone! And here’s to a happy new year!

xbox,

Eric